Story archives - tag: "wtf"

Double-edged Logic

My mother refuses to let us bake things very often because "then you're just going to eat them."

tags: irony wtf [add]

2009-11-25 08:55:04 / Rating: 176.25 /

Birthday Girl

The mother I remember as a 5-year-old cannot possibly be the same woman who double dog dared me to flash cars on the way home from my 23rd birthday dinner.

tags: mother people change life is funny wtf [add]

2009-08-06 13:58:39 / Rating: 211.25 /

Really?!?

I spit out a drink in disbelief was when I saw that the man who raped me had joined a Facebook group for rape survivors.

tags: wtf facebook seriously!? [add]

2008-12-18 14:43:00 / Rating: 520.75 /

Our relationship ended when she was fantasizing and comparing me to a fiction character: Edward.

tags: breakup twilight edward wtf [add]

2008-10-30 17:16:33 / Rating: 761 /

Really

He said sorry as he left.

tags: sex no boner wtf [add]

2008-01-31 12:08:22 / Rating: 246.25 /