Story archives - tag: "weddings"

TastesLikeToes

That was when I found out that if a bride is having trouble fitting into her wedding dress, you shouldn't casually mention that you've dropped a pants size in the last month without trying.

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2010-02-01 11:17:33 / Rating: 103.5 /

IE

There is nothing more uncomfortable for an atheist than being asked to pray out loud for the extremely Christian cousin she is reluctantly standing up for.

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2008-01-23 11:57:43 / Rating: 306.25 /

Kelly #1

And that's when I decided to let my friends choose their own bridesmaid's dresses when my wedding came.

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2007-05-17 13:47:50 / Rating: 396 /

Jane Gallagher

I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).

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2007-03-14 17:07:43 / Rating: 436.25 /