Story archives - tag: "toy"

Sigh...

Yesterday he pooped cotton and today he threw up eye balls.

tags: dog toy stuffed animal [add]

2008-06-02 13:18:54 / Rating: 196.5 /

I've Tasted Flight

Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.

tags: toy bird cat kids flush morning [add]

2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 183 /

Johnny Knoxville

I swear to god, the doctor actually said, "This guy's some kind of queer putting toy cars up his ass."

tags: jackass humor toy car rectum damn near killed 'em [add]

2007-06-05 17:15:34 / Rating: 174 /