Story archives - tag: "toothbrush"

Snarkmeister

Even though it's been almost eight years since it happened, I still won't let my son walk around with a toothbrush in his mouth because I'm afraid he'll trip and puncture his throat again.

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2008-03-21 17:05:05 / Rating: 118.5 /

Impulse

Today I acted on an impulse and took the batteries out of my electric toothbrush, using it as if it were a regular toothbrush.

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2008-01-22 20:51:20 / Rating: 168.25 /

Michael M

I knew I would fall in love and marry my friend's roommate when she let me use her very own toothbrush after my bag had been stolen.

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2007-02-26 16:46:25 / Rating: 140.25 /