Story archives - tag: "toddler"

Snarkmeister

Even though it's been almost eight years since it happened, I still won't let my son walk around with a toothbrush in his mouth because I'm afraid he'll trip and puncture his throat again.

tags: punctured throat toothbrush toddler paranoid parent [add]

2008-03-21 17:05:05 / Rating: 92.5 /

Marty B

My two-year-old was trying to say "I'm stuck," but I thought she said "I'm a duck" and spent the next five minutes playing along and making "quacking" sounds.

tags: toddler humor funny quack duck stuck [add]

2007-08-23 18:07:36 / Rating: 263.25 /