She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.
2008-12-03 15:06:55 / Rating: 466.75 / 
At sixteen I was shocked to discover that Oz was a world of vivid color because every year I had watched 'The Wizard Of Oz' on the tiny black and white television which was the only television my impoverished household could afford.
2007-11-27 09:53:36 / Rating: 258.25 /
Every morning as I take a shower, I compulsively think about the 1980s television program "Mr. Belvedere."
2006-10-11 11:11:42 / Rating: 167 /
