Channing Stephens
He followed me out of the CVS just to tell me how beautiful he thought I was.
2010-10-07 16:15:24 / Rating: 334.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "surprise"
Caught with my pants down
Discovering that window washers do still exist and discovering that I had no idea where my pants were happened at the exact same moment.
2010-01-22 09:14:14 / Rating: 551.5 /
Use the Peephole
I opened my door to discover a neo-Nazi arborist.
2010-01-19 15:33:14 / Rating: 199 /
Curmic189
Unlikely activities where I've hurt myself: sitting down at a desk, getting up from a desk, getting in a car, playing guitar, using a broom.
2009-07-21 09:56:53 / Rating: 339.75 /
Paisley Raven
My bisexual 14-year-old daughter put a middle school teacher in her place when she complained being examined by a female OB/GYN would make her feel "like a queer" with four perfect words: "I AM a queer."
2009-02-23 09:37:57 / Rating: 1523.5 /
MJ
I don't think "Whoa" is a standard response to "I love you," but it was the only one I could come up with at the time.
2009-01-19 15:09:07 / Rating: 618 /
Pax
Halfway through the song, my host sister told me that my dance partner was the Mongolian Olympic silver medalist in boxing.
2008-11-12 10:03:38 / Rating: 392 /
Joker in a Dress
The Halloween store clerk looked surprised when I asked for a non-slutty nurse costume.
2008-10-30 22:14:28 / Rating: 601 /
Valerie-Clair DuBois
I began my story with "I'm not pregnant" because I knew he would want to know the ending first.
2008-09-10 18:05:55 / Rating: 414.75 /
schofield
Nothing in life can prepare you for the pain, anger, and overwhelming terror that comes from waking up in the morning, opening your newspaper, and finding on the front page a picture of the man you almost married being arrested for child pornography.
2008-06-10 10:32:15 / Rating: 361 /
Icki
I walked to my car after rehearsals to find a red rose laying on my windshield.
2008-01-18 10:50:27 / Rating: 418.75 /
VintageMama
I was 42 and single when I got pregnant for the first time and my very religious parents surprised me by being happy rather than disowning me.
2007-01-22 12:39:51 / Rating: 619.5 /
jbornebu
When David and I decided to switch partners, the girls agreed and took off together, leaving us behind.
2007-01-16 14:55:17 / Rating: 498.5 /
Chris
As I leaned to kiss her on the cheek, she decided the lips would be better, and my heart stopped mid-beat.
2007-01-01 19:58:45 / Rating: 915.75 /
Skye
"For you? Really?" the man in the pharmacy said, surprised, when I asked him to pass me a pregnancy test.
2006-09-23 12:01:40 / Rating: 1358.75 /