Astrid
I was verbally and sexually abused, but my ex-boyfriend gave me the lasting issues.
2010-02-01 11:15:43 / Rating: 48.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "stupid"
Use the Peephole
I opened my door to discover a neo-Nazi arborist.
2010-01-19 15:33:14 / Rating: 54.75 /
Bored of Boredom
I was already halfway through the mustard-on-a-bun when I realized I forgot to put the hotdog on it.
2009-11-10 09:22:24 / Rating: 171.5 /
stranded
While rushing to work, it was only in the split second after I closed my door that I realized my keys were in my other purse and my roommate was away for the weekend.
2009-09-30 21:49:47 / Rating: 92.5 /
Google Earth
When it took me 40 minutes to get from Colorado to Iowa while zoomed in on Google Maps using the arrow keys, I realized biking there wouldn't be an option.
2009-05-04 11:30:56 / Rating: 267.25 /
R M Thatcher
I dusted for the first time in seven years, and then realized that I hadn't been allergic to my cat.
2009-01-05 08:44:46 / Rating: 324.75 /
SomeoneYouKnow
I accidentally bought by boyfriend a hooker in Thailand when all I meant to purchase for him was a massage.
2008-06-04 09:50:48 / Rating: 332.5 /
Seriously?
The broken car window was only made more annoying by the fact that they hadn't actually stolen anything.
2008-05-13 11:57:45 / Rating: 320.25 /
Blackfeather
When the doorbell rang at four o'clock in the morning, I knew the cop had seen my license plate.
2008-05-07 11:16:24 / Rating: 318 /
futura yellow
He thought my naval was a "lady part."
2008-04-01 12:05:33 / Rating: 352 /
Respect
Never could I have conceived that my own father would laugh at my kilt.
2008-03-25 10:46:19 / Rating: 240.75 /
Laura
After hearing from my mother that my father had lung cancer, the only thing I knew to do was light up a cigarette.
2008-03-20 16:07:14 / Rating: 327.5 /
That girl
I deleted my Facebook account when my past wall posts started ruining my current relationship.
2007-09-26 01:07:08 / Rating: 337.75 /
Grimbly
The first time i rang directory enquiries and they said "Name," I gave them my own and was given my own telephone number
2007-08-10 13:03:24 / Rating: 496.75 /
Kara
When the ER doctor told me that I had broken my hand, I knew that punching the wall had been a bad idea.
2007-08-06 17:07:22 / Rating: 309.5 /
MrCodeE
After 92 minutes on the phone, I finally brought myself to ask, "Is it plugged in?"
2007-07-31 14:32:29 / Rating: 282.5 /
Gregg
I wanted to tell her I loved her, but complimented her butt instead.
2007-07-05 17:24:39 / Rating: 381 /
Barry
I wonder every day what it would be like to have achieved my childhood dreams, knowing it's impossible to grow up to be a kitten.
2007-06-15 13:47:45 / Rating: 646.75 /
M. Love
My heart is slowly breaking.
2007-01-01 19:56:59 / Rating: 394.75 /
Durability Loss
Instead of going to a bar, spending a lot of money and hanging out with stupid vapid people that I can't stand, I stay home and play World of Warcraft.
2006-09-15 10:44:09 / Rating: 563.75 /