Student Pwniess
I think the worst thing about being in nursing school full time and working full time is coming home late at night to find that my roommates made tacos without me.
2011-03-21 13:00:16 / Rating: 410.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "student"
Ha. Sorry.
It wasn't until my teacher didn't show up for class that I realized I should've woken him up before leaving his apartment that morning.
2011-01-04 09:34:01 / Rating: 1014.5 /
B- Average
As he slid his hand up my skirt all I could think was "Well, maybe now I'll get an A."
2010-10-27 09:59:21 / Rating: 299.75 /
Kody
I told a student in kindergarten that candy canes were the bones of reject elves.
2009-07-17 11:12:28 / Rating: 726 /
bogo
econ 4405: Because no matter how hard I try to convince myself that I can pass the exam, I can't learn it all in less than nine hours.
2008-04-15 10:04:58 / Rating: 485 /
sconzey
When I regained consciousness, I found myself sitting on a toilet, pants round my ankles, and angry men banging on the door.
2007-10-22 14:08:28 / Rating: 418.5 /
Noelle
My nine-year-old Korean taekwondo instructor used only two words of English in his lesson: "Again," and "No."
2007-03-16 13:41:35 / Rating: 586 /