Story archives - tag: "story of my life"

No Really, I am a girl

After letting the cute Whole Foods checkout boy know that I only sounded like a chain-smoking twelve year old going through puberty because I was sick, he simply nodded solemnly and told me to try the Kombucha.

tags: Whole Foods sick people who don't understand humor story of my life [add]

2009-11-10 09:23:46 / Rating: 175.75 /

Kimberley

I ate a baked potato like an apple, because I was too lazy to go downstairs for a fork.

tags: food humor story of my life lazy [add]

2009-10-22 20:46:29 / Rating: 424.75 /