One Sentence archive - tag: "sorry"

Marlene

I stopped complaining about school the day I found out my boyfriend was in special education and longed to be in a normal school.

2011-01-12 12:30:01 / Rating: 406.5 /

My British boyfriend broke up with me after months of refusing to spell color with a u.

2010-11-22 15:54:05 / Rating: 669.75 /

My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.

2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 513 /

The beagle came running across the field near I-95 and I, being a dog lover, pet him with my fender while doing 70.

2007-12-11 11:32:59 / Rating: 341.75 /

I thought she was just joking, but I really should have gone to the prom with her.

2007-10-30 14:19:37 / Rating: 525 /