One Sentence archive

Stressed

My son announced cheerfully that his new sport activity never resulted in injuries - only deaths

2008-03-27 20:35:46 / Rating: 165.25 /

I said "Hi, I'm your mum" which made him cry so hard, I immediately apologised.

2008-02-06 13:35:58 / Rating: 256 /

I swung the axe convinced I could show my dad a thing or two about cutting wood, but the lesson I learned that day was taught by my toe.

2007-11-07 13:14:36 / Rating: 154.25 /

I never had as long or decent a conversation with my mother as the one after I'd hit the deer and totaled the car.

2007-10-30 14:23:23 / Rating: 158 /

Although I could have stopped him, I let him run into the tree.

2007-08-07 16:21:29 / Rating: 151.25 /

After his soggy diaper leaked onto his bed, my two year old asked, "Who turned the water on?"

2007-07-10 14:20:19 / Rating: 127 /

He was only one pound and six ounces, but somehow I knew my son would live.

2007-04-10 13:07:19 / Rating: 252.5 /

My mother, being enraged, screamed "You son of a bitch", to which I replied, "Yes, I am."

2007-03-28 17:07:09 / Rating: 357.25 /

The car was packed and loaded, and with tears in my eyes I hugged my son and said goodbye.

2006-12-10 13:14:36 / Rating: 195.25 /