iPanda
I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 118.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "sleep"
Crystal Young
It was when I saw her feet dangling by the bedside wastebasket that I realized she hadn't been kidnapped, but that I had mistakenly pushed her off the bed in my sleep.
2009-04-03 13:43:19 / Rating: 166.5 /
Bunnyface
I awoke this morning to the sensation of my dog, curled up against me under the covers, licking my butt.
2009-04-03 13:26:31 / Rating: 248.5 /
ksiebs
There isn't much greater evidence that you've had a fun night than waking up under a pool table with a picture of a horse and a stapler.
2009-03-11 14:57:51 / Rating: 255 /
Poeta
I'm reconsidering allowing my dog to sleep with me after I found a flea on me this morning.
2009-03-10 11:14:03 / Rating: 125.25 /
Celia
You know you live in a hippie commune when you go to bed alone and wake up with three other people and think this is normal.
2008-10-07 16:50:11 / Rating: 337 /
heather
I couldn't decide which was weirder: falling asleep next to a stack of unopened bank statements or waking up on top of a bunch of open ones.
2008-07-15 10:21:16 / Rating: 221.25 /
Ian
It is strange that it was the sound of crackling that awoke me, not the flames rising from my lap.
2008-06-06 17:09:45 / Rating: 218.75 /
Cupcake
She realized her sleeping habits were going to change when the crack heads at the clinic next door smoked their cigarettes and chattered loudly at 5:45 AM for the 4th day in a row.
2008-05-23 11:16:53 / Rating: 229.5 /
Mike Drucker
Because he slept on the top bunk, my brother always called me "the monster under the bed."
2008-05-07 13:51:39 / Rating: 402.5 /
Sleepy...
Sleep deprivation writes some of the best college papers.
2008-01-23 11:56:46 / Rating: 506.25 /
BC
Even though I love him, I close my eyes and pretend I'm already asleep when he gets into bed.
2007-06-21 09:34:26 / Rating: 363 /
adfr
It's better to sleep in the morning when the weather is a little hot.
2007-03-27 14:04:48 / Rating: 215.25 /
KidZero
I didn't know what frightened me more, waking up covered in blood or realizing it was mine.
2006-11-01 16:19:18 / Rating: 351.5 /
Erik Wennstrom
It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.
2006-08-18 12:28:33 / Rating: 1949 /
Dave Walls
In college, I was in a morning class with 500 other students in a lecture hall, only to fall asleep and wake up about 5 hours later in the middle of another class.
2006-07-17 17:54:32 / Rating: 706.75 /