Story archives - tag: "sleep"

Celia

You know you live in a hippie commune when you go to bed alone and wake up with three other people and think this is normal.

tags: humor hippies sleep [add]

2008-10-07 16:50:11 / Rating: 199.25 /

heather

I couldn't decide which was weirder: falling asleep next to a stack of unopened bank statements or waking up on top of a bunch of open ones.

tags: sleep humor memory [add]

2008-07-15 10:21:16 / Rating: 121.25 /

Ian

It is strange that it was the sound of crackling that awoke me, not the flames rising from my lap.

tags: fire sleep waking sound flames [add]

2008-06-06 17:09:45 / Rating: 139 /

Cupcake

She realized her sleeping habits were going to change when the crack heads at the clinic next door smoked their cigarettes and chattered loudly at 5:45 AM for the 4th day in a row.

tags: humor neighbors sleep [add]

2008-05-23 11:16:53 / Rating: 132.5 /

Mike Drucker

Because he slept on the top bunk, my brother always called me "the monster under the bed."

tags: humor childhood sleep bunk bed tired monster [add]

2008-05-07 13:51:39 / Rating: 257 /

Sleepy...

Sleep deprivation writes some of the best college papers.

tags: college sleep essays procrastination history class [add]

2008-01-23 11:56:46 / Rating: 314.25 /

BC

Even though I love him, I close my eyes and pretend I'm already asleep when he gets into bed.

tags: love marriage motherhood sleep husbands wives [add]

2007-06-21 09:34:26 / Rating: 242.75 /

adfr

It's better to sleep in the morning when the weather is a little hot.

tags: sleep [add]

2007-03-27 14:04:48 / Rating: 146.25 /

KidZero

I didn't know what frightened me more, waking up covered in blood or realizing it was mine.

tags: fear ouch sleep discovery [add]

2006-11-01 16:19:18 / Rating: 233.25 /

Erik Wennstrom

It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.

tags: school test humor sleep alarm clock oversleeping [add]

2006-08-18 12:28:33 / Rating: 1343.25 /

Dave Walls

In college, I was in a morning class with 500 other students in a lecture hall, only to fall asleep and wake up about 5 hours later in the middle of another class.

tags: embarrassing college sleep humor [add]

2006-07-17 17:54:32 / Rating: 463.25 /