I watched her tiny tummy sucking in, her skin pulling tight against her ribs, her hand involuntarily closing on my index finger as she struggled for every breath, and I thought, "One day, is one day too much to ask?"
2008-12-22 15:51:17 / Rating: 157.5 / 
A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.
2008-08-22 13:56:03 / Rating: 353 /
When my "flu" suddenly caused my breasts to swell and become sore, I realized it may actually be morning sickness.
2008-07-16 16:15:06 / Rating: 171.75 /
When the doctor told me I had strep throat, I knew it was time to confront my roommate about her illicit use of my toothbrush.
2008-06-09 12:16:57 / Rating: 147.5 /
As soon as I left the office, I realized two things: I was going to throw up, and it would taste like peanut butter.
2008-03-26 13:25:34 / Rating: 231.25 /
I gave my mother mono because I secretly drank out of the cartoon of orange juice and put it back in the fridge.
2008-02-05 10:36:16 / Rating: 192.5 /
My five-year-old explained that he couldn't get out of bed because he was too sick, he "haves a cold AND a hot."
2007-06-15 13:37:39 / Rating: 237.75 /
I once thought that not growing up sick would make me a better person, but then I learned that the opposite was true.
2006-12-22 00:31:34 / Rating: 210.75 /
Well, I thought as I hit the floor in a daze, this is the last time I'll ever eat at *this* sushi bar.
2006-10-30 15:01:48 / Rating: 253.25 /
