mundane
I realized how mundane my job was when I received an email from my brother in Iraq stating, "A mortar hit two trailers down, but thank God it didn't detonate."
I realized how mundane my job was when I received an email from my brother in Iraq stating, "A mortar hit two trailers down, but thank God it didn't detonate."
"Staying together for the kids" gained a whole new meaning last night.
He says oral sex from a guy isn't cheating and is surprised I'm packing and moving out.
As I stared in disbelief at the bright blue screen before me, my only coherent thought was that five BSODs in a week could only mean there was something very, very wrong with my new laptop.
The guinea pig's name was Kaytee until I caught him cleaning his organ one day.
That quiet summer night in the emergency room was the first time I saw my father cry.