Ever Curious
I've had a fivesome, some foursomes, and many threesomes with close friends, but the best sex I ever had was a one night stand with someone I had just met hours before.
2008-12-17 21:50:49 / Rating: 73.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "sex"
Em
Every time I think of September 11th, I remember how he tried to convince me to lose my virginity "on a day I would never forget."
2008-12-16 09:12:45 / Rating: 161.25 /
Sam
When I told him I wouldn't have sex with him in the back of his car, he replied, "But it's an Audi."
2008-12-15 16:37:34 / Rating: 260.75 /
Esme
I laughed when I saw the politician on television because he was the one who liked tickle torture and me in black stockings.
2008-12-08 17:31:17 / Rating: 167.25 /
Kenna Coconut
The day my 8-year-old sister said that she wanted to be just like me when she grew up was the day I decided to stop smoking weed and not lose my virginity at age 16 to a lousy boyfriend.
2008-11-21 13:58:34 / Rating: 445.5 /
crabapple
I'm selling my old mattress to a guy I had a one-night stand with.
2008-11-06 14:19:41 / Rating: 167.75 /
Rae
What is the correct answer when a six year old asks you what anal sex is?
2008-10-22 12:56:39 / Rating: 146.5 /
youloveme
Friends don't give friends seven orgasms.
2008-10-10 11:16:21 / Rating: 563 /
laura
I can't tell what's worse: the death of the boy who pulled down his underwear in front of me in the first grade or feeling terrible every time I tell people about the first time I ever saw a penis.
2008-09-21 14:24:23 / Rating: 148 /
Kate
I know doctors hear it all, but how many other people fracture their hand while rapping on the wall to try to get the neighbors to stop having such loud sex?
2008-08-06 16:33:06 / Rating: 273 /
Emera
A sleepover is a bad idea when your parents have really loud sex.
2008-07-22 12:22:13 / Rating: 414.25 /
Tin
The one-night-stand girl and I met again at an extended family reunion.
2008-07-01 15:10:46 / Rating: 476.5 /
sexuallyfrustrated
I couldn't stop staring at his crotch as we sorted concrete mixes in the lab.
2008-07-01 15:03:20 / Rating: 134 /
Ella
Just as I realized we'd have to stop and find a condom, I saw my host dad staring at us through the car window.
2008-06-24 10:31:58 / Rating: 150.5 /
April
The only intimacy that I can share with my husband are stolen touches in the span of two hours once a week.
2008-06-02 13:21:07 / Rating: 130.75 /
Doc
The number of teenagers that look around to make sure nobody is watching before answering "Nno, I'm not sexually active" is astounding.
2008-05-27 17:45:10 / Rating: 190.25 /
cpumaster
I blew out my knee making love to my fiance a week before I had to go to the recruiters office.
2008-05-08 17:37:40 / Rating: 239 /
In Love
I think my mom would be surprised to hear that my boyfriend of almost 1 year and I haven't had sex yet, even though we've slept in the same bed many times.
2008-04-02 13:54:30 / Rating: 269 /
Lethe
It wasn't until he pulled out the sex dice that I noticed I was the only virgin in the room.
2008-03-19 09:54:02 / Rating: 193.5 /
SteveZ
The priest didn't seem to have any sympathy for me when I complained about my wife giving up sex for lent.
2008-03-10 10:13:09 / Rating: 293.5 /
Trillian
Sex did very little to change my perception of sex.
2008-02-26 14:40:25 / Rating: 268.5 /
Definition
I don't know if it qualified as rape, but I know it was wrong.
2008-02-25 21:21:58 / Rating: 257.75 /
ETGPressInc
"Goodbye sex" only reopens old wounds.
2008-02-08 16:50:49 / Rating: 216.75 /
Really
He said sorry as he left.
2008-01-31 12:08:22 / Rating: 162.75 /
Drawn by children.
I didn't want to let him go so badly that I told him this could be 'just a sex thing', something I regretted in the morning when I woke up alone with a pounding head and a black eye.
2008-01-23 12:02:05 / Rating: 162.5 /
1up
I realized what irony was when I reached for my box of birth control hidden in a baby's onesie.
2008-01-16 14:21:53 / Rating: 191.25 /
NoSex
She thought I was looking at myself in the mirror, but I was actually flirting with another girl from across the room whose ass and eyes I caught in the reflection.
2007-12-27 12:25:39 / Rating: 192 /
analizabeth
He was too needy right up until the moment he didn't need me anymore.
2007-12-13 00:20:36 / Rating: 268.25 /
Oldestgenxer
The lesson I learned that night was "Don't sleep your way backstage to a show that only costs five bucks."
2007-11-26 12:36:44 / Rating: 213.25 /
Parastoo
He thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.
2007-11-24 18:29:26 / Rating: 205.75 /
kc
Despite living together for months now, I can't currently tell whether my roommate is crying or if he's having phone sex.
2007-11-14 10:54:51 / Rating: 281.5 /
Tessa V
I was hoping that I would be disappointed by the booty call so that I'd stop liking you so much.
2007-11-09 11:04:08 / Rating: 216.5 /
I don't want to be creditted.
I thought about taking off my purity ring as my hand gripped him tighter, but I was afraid it would make what we were doing real.
2007-10-26 12:54:51 / Rating: 197.75 /
Jwizzle
It's hard for me to concentrate in my lectures because I get distracted by imagining what it'd be like to make out with random people in my class.
2007-10-22 14:06:43 / Rating: 280.75 /
Empire
"Is it true that you’re just sleeping with girls to get to twenty-seven because that’s your favorite number?" asked number twenty-two.
2007-10-16 11:04:24 / Rating: 274 /
the ex
He says oral sex from a guy isn't cheating and is surprised I'm packing and moving out.
2007-10-05 10:25:21 / Rating: 305.75 /
Amy
Afterwards, I accidentally blurted out, "That was better!"
2007-09-29 00:22:03 / Rating: 308.25 /
Aj
Phone sex was almost as awkward as meeting him for the first time in person the next day.
2007-09-26 01:09:16 / Rating: 191 /
Rachel
Upon entering practice room 158 this morning to find a large penis scratched into the wood of the piano, I realized once again that college boys never do grow up.
2007-09-18 13:11:33 / Rating: 233.25 /
Matt
The next morning she told me she was married, and I told her that I was in her geography class 8 years ago.
2007-08-23 17:53:02 / Rating: 366.75 /
Snarkmeister
The typo on the Chinese food take-out menu claimed that their Garlic Shrimp contained "flesh mushrooms," and now I can't eat there without giggling like a twelve year old.
2007-08-07 16:19:05 / Rating: 285.5 /
Meghan
I said no.
2007-07-31 14:37:36 / Rating: 246.75 /
Paul
She screamed a different name, but I kept on going.
2007-07-31 14:34:12 / Rating: 363 /
Catherine
The next week, I "forgot" to shower and ate enough to make me ill, hoping he would stop finding me attractive.
2007-07-24 16:44:36 / Rating: 201.25 /
downstairs
After being woken up several nights in a row by my neighbours having loud sex, I sat down and put more effort into writing them a letter asking them to keep it down than I put into my A-level exam papers.
2007-07-10 14:22:44 / Rating: 192 /
J. Enstar
I had an affair with my junior high school teacher and after that I was celibate for almost 30 years.
2007-07-10 14:22:32 / Rating: 205 /
Dearly Defeated
On the other side of that door, just moments ago, I heard my life getting that much more screwed up.
2007-07-03 17:15:22 / Rating: 225.25 /
Mrs. Jones
I can convince myself of anything, but it's a stretch to think that it's not cheating just because I'm no longer screwing you.
2007-07-02 14:32:02 / Rating: 198.25 /
Tmyakal
My gay best friend had straight sex for the first time this morning with the girl who'd taken my virginity four years ago.
2007-06-20 15:03:25 / Rating: 258 /
S.C.
Luckily his brother didn't pick the lock until after we were getting dressed.
2007-06-20 15:02:25 / Rating: 204.5 /
Badger
I knew what would happen if I let her take off my shirt, but I just wasn't willing to lose my virginity to a girl whose favorite movie was "Eurotrip."
2007-06-15 22:52:06 / Rating: 423 /
L.K.
He knew I didn't love him anymore when I turned away to sleep after sex instead of letting him hold me.
2007-06-15 13:37:14 / Rating: 243.5 /
Dormouse
He threw the condom out the car door when we were finished over a year ago, but I still feel guilty that I didn't stop him from littering.
2007-06-13 15:14:06 / Rating: 327.75 /
ElliB.
It was only after the sleepover with whipped cream and pillow fights and her boyfriend on speaker phone that I found out she had lost her virginity to him an hour earlier.
2007-05-21 10:15:51 / Rating: 228.75 /
James A. Calwell III
Now I know what my mother meant when she said, "You'll understand when you're older."
2007-05-14 13:41:06 / Rating: 216.5 /
Judith Thompson
I don't want him to see that I carved the word 'FAT' into my thigh with a razor, not because of what he'll think of me for being a self-harmer, but because he might agree with my thigh.
2007-04-25 15:53:44 / Rating: 326.5 /
how i'd like to be credited
Having everyone on the floor of his dormitory know exactly what we're doing for the next few hours is worth avoiding any more awkward intrusions.
2007-04-16 15:48:27 / Rating: 293.5 /
timmy
During my final exam, I plan to ask my girlfriend/professor to marry me.
2007-03-27 15:13:22 / Rating: 304.5 /
Lilli
I had sex with her boyfriend and I haven't the heart to tell her.
2007-03-27 14:03:09 / Rating: 225.5 /
SS
When I was 12 my mom told me that I should sleep with as many men as possible.
2006-11-27 10:34:46 / Rating: 264.5 /
The guy wearing the bowler hat
Ever notice how a specific type of person never turns you on until you have a crush on that specific type of person?
2006-11-21 10:00:10 / Rating: 240.75 /
Xip
I was successfully hiding from you the fading hickies he'd given me... until you unraveled my scarf to rub my neck.
2006-11-13 14:21:33 / Rating: 256.5 /
Johnny Panic
I never figured out that she was your sister until the family reunion twenty years later.
2006-11-09 09:59:11 / Rating: 263 /
you know who i am
I knew that night at the Holiday Inn was a mistake, and that was confirmed by my never seeing her again.
2006-10-30 15:02:00 / Rating: 191 /
Levontaun
I really did like the fact that she knew far more about sex than I did, until I suddenly realized how she came to be that way.
2006-10-24 09:23:39 / Rating: 244.25 /
Goldie
The only thing I think about when I sleep with my boyfriend is how much I wish he were my cousin.
2006-10-18 14:28:03 / Rating: 232.25 /
Jonathan
As the eighth one in as many weeks clawed my back and squealed in my ear, it occurred to me that I loved the pretty girls much better back when they loved me not at all.
2006-10-16 14:51:53 / Rating: 199 /
cmonk
I was lost into a world of abuse, sex, and alcoholism at the ripe old age of three and it went downhill from there until my first day of sobriety some 20 years ago.
2006-10-05 12:55:20 / Rating: 261 /
W.C. Manchester
After four days of hemming and hawing, we finally made our love in the front seat of my car hidden in an apple orchard.
2006-10-02 13:26:43 / Rating: 150.75 /
Riley
Due to this summer's events, I'm now addicted to taking guys' virginity.
2006-09-29 10:33:52 / Rating: 213.25 /
Mae
One-time I got in trouble in Religious studies for saying the word "vagina," but talked my way out of it by convincing them I had said "Virgin Mary".
2006-09-11 23:22:49 / Rating: 512.5 /
Meatbomb
It wasn't the sex that proved she loved me, it was the first time she slept with me without having sex that I knew she would be the one.
2006-09-11 23:20:03 / Rating: 891.5 /
N
I used to pray every month for my period to come, but recently I've started hoping it wouldn't.
2006-09-11 22:37:45 / Rating: 442.5 /
proletariat film
As the lithuanian midget, that was only known to me as Betrinka, flipped the homemade Madonna tape in her transistor radio, I realized fully that asking for "a little fun" in Prague meant something wholy different then in the United States.
2006-09-09 20:39:41 / Rating: 306.25 /
Johnny Sorrow
When I said to her "do with me what you will," I didn't think she'd go so far.
2006-09-04 23:01:49 / Rating: 373.25 /
Alison
We were in bed one day and he told me that I was more fun than a game of Magic "sometimes."
2006-08-25 14:18:00 / Rating: 368.25 /
Charlie
My first sexual experience was with my neighbor, who was older than me and told me we should play house and that I could be the mommy and she could be the daddy.
2006-08-12 19:28:27 / Rating: 258.25 /