tamaria
He was smiling at me until he realized that all he was ringing in for me was a box of laxatives.
He was smiling at me until he realized that all he was ringing in for me was a box of laxatives.
I still believe that as long as nobody else knows about it, it didn't happen.
Actually, I do know where that new dent in your car came from.
I didn't want my mother to know that I had cut myself again, so after trying (and failing) to cover it up with makeup I scratched at that area until it turned red and pretended that it was an eczema rash.
I wanted to tell the world a secret, so I made an anonymous secret website to hide who I am.
I had sex with her boyfriend and I haven't the heart to tell her.
The worst thing about secret girlfriends is that when they get hit by cars you're not supposed to cry.