One Sentence archive - tag: "scary"

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I deserved the false positive of the pregnancy test for leaving it in my car for two weeks in the Florida sun.

2008-07-17 09:19:20 / Rating: 69.75 /

The last time mom called me out of the blue, she told me she had lung cancer.

2008-07-07 10:36:17 / Rating: 65.5 /

I moved into my very first apartment and found out that one of my roommates was trying to videotape me in the shower.

2008-07-01 15:08:21 / Rating: 53 /

I had thermite at the age of 15.

2006-08-14 20:12:29 / Rating: 79.25 /

As the clock ticked off the last few seconds of 2005, I closed my eyes and made a solemn resolution for 2006: I will not kill anyone this year.

2006-07-17 10:43:17 / Rating: 117.75 /