snakey
I should have bought a lottery ticket the day an apartment-complex neighbor with about a 30% overlap in movie tastes got the same movie we did, on the same day.
2010-02-24 15:28:24 / Rating: 17.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "random"
really, mom?
Today, I got a priority mail package from my mother containing Aleve, two pairs of underwear, socks, and a $10 bill.
2009-04-19 21:37:29 / Rating: 258.5 /
crabapple
I'm selling my old mattress to a guy I had a one-night stand with.
2008-11-06 14:19:41 / Rating: 499 /
What are the odds?
I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.
2008-06-10 10:39:09 / Rating: 3681.75 /
Squeaky Clean
I got tested for STDs and had my ears cleaned today.
2008-04-25 10:25:08 / Rating: 226 /
Chris
As I leaned to kiss her on the cheek, she decided the lips would be better, and my heart stopped mid-beat.
2007-01-01 19:58:45 / Rating: 629.75 /