Story archives - tag: "quote"

Randy

The last thing I saw before the shrapnel hit us was my buddy, Ryan, smiling at me while saying, "Relax or you'll die all tense."

2008-07-15 10:23:46 / Rating: 379 /

"We found your hat ma'am," said the boat conductor baldly, "but the wig wasn't in it."

2007-06-15 13:36:00 / Rating: 160 /