Event Planner Extraordinaire
We were on a very tight budget, so naturally when the half dressed woman on stilts walked into the private party my immediate response was, "We didn't order that."
2009-08-21 13:25:29 / Rating: 257.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "party"
MC
The frequency of my public nudity decreased dramatically when I stopped drinking to excess.
2009-04-30 09:38:01 / Rating: 293.75 /
Lily
I politely explained to the intoxicated frat boys that I never drink because my family has a history of alcoholism.
2009-03-09 11:17:20 / Rating: 279 /
Lo
My best friend looked at me and said, "My mouth tastes like Spring Break."
2008-12-04 13:19:40 / Rating: 523.5 /
Just another day
You know your life is crazy when you're cleaning vomit out of piercing holes in a stranger's bathroom.
2008-06-09 12:11:42 / Rating: 309.5 /
Tama Boyle
The flatwarming went well and everybody enjoyed it, despite the fact we ran out of guacamole.
2008-03-25 10:46:13 / Rating: 240.5 /
Lethe
It wasn't until he pulled out the sex dice that I noticed I was the only virgin in the room.
2008-03-19 09:54:02 / Rating: 496.75 /
Elaina
I spent $130 and 4 hours getting ready for a party that I only spent a half hour at because my insecurities got the best of me.
2007-05-31 14:53:54 / Rating: 406.25 /
Iggy
There's nothing quite like a party with two of your ex-girlfriends and one current one.
2007-05-23 13:24:40 / Rating: 519 /
M
My worst Valentine's day was probably not the year that my grandmother died, but instead the year my alcoholic roommate threw an anti-Valentine's-day party that ended with several guests in tears after he verbally abused them and stomped on a box of chocolates.
2007-04-05 16:53:44 / Rating: 419.25 /
Sasha
I'm trying to convince my mom to let me go to a co-ed sleepover, but she's like a stone wall.
2007-03-20 16:39:02 / Rating: 404.75 /
KAOS
It's not always the best idea getting drunk with your colleagues, but it's interesting!
2006-12-10 13:16:00 / Rating: 464.5 /
Jess D'Zerts
The summer I turned sixteen, he flew me over our neighborhood during the Fourth of July pool party, but that wasn't the time his plane went down.
2006-12-04 11:03:55 / Rating: 391.25 /
Finster
I'd gone to bed really annoyed about failing to find the party to crash, but in the morning when we heard about the double murder, I clearly remember that my first thought was that bad luck is often good luck in disguise.
2006-10-17 15:05:54 / Rating: 495.75 /
kimiko
I didn't feel as humiliated when he told me that at least six other people puked their guts out at the last house party, but I still made sure to stay sober this time.
2006-10-10 09:24:53 / Rating: 409 /