Cara
I discovered in front of the entire store that gourmet dog biscuits look like, but do not taste like, people cookies.
2008-07-21 15:36:48 / Rating: 45.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "oops"
SomeoneYouKnow
I accidentally bought by boyfriend a hooker in Thailand when all I meant to purchase for him was a massage.
2008-06-04 09:50:48 / Rating: 107.5 /
Behind The Line
It probably didn't help when I laughed at the officer for saying, "It's not so much that you were speeding as it is that you're doing it in stolen car."
2008-06-02 13:49:45 / Rating: 100 /
Dfong
As the vomit crawled up my throat I suddenly realized I was holding the barf bag upside down.
2008-05-30 10:06:48 / Rating: 87 /
Elizabeth The Great
When I was four, I ran my dads car into a brick wall in a supermarket parking lot.
2008-05-20 10:25:10 / Rating: 65.25 /
Laura
Yesterday I walked naked into my bathroom, looked up through the skylight, and discovered that there was a construction worker on my roof.
2008-05-15 11:42:01 / Rating: 216.5 /
Mary
We thought my dog had a tick and tried "smoking it out" with a hot match only to discover it was her nipple.
2008-05-14 13:56:41 / Rating: 207.25 /
Why did you have to name it "New Folder"?
2008-05-13 11:59:56 / Rating: 157.75 /
kaesrel
No matter how many times I closed my eyes and wished, the two bright pink lines refused to merge into one.
2008-05-08 17:36:11 / Rating: 137.25 /
Blackfeather
When the doorbell rang at four o'clock in the morning, I knew the cop had seen my license plate.
2008-05-07 11:16:24 / Rating: 107.75 /
m
When I giggled at a particularly witty sentence, my professor realized I was not listening to his lecture on solid rocket boosters.
2008-04-17 18:06:14 / Rating: 85 /
Dylan
As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.
2008-04-15 10:06:10 / Rating: 265.75 /
Wedgie Picker
I turned my back to a car and picked my wedgie so no one would see, but it turned out there were 2 passengers in the car.
2008-03-26 13:29:03 / Rating: 179.75 /
honez
Oh please, no, not reply all, NO!
2008-03-19 10:04:14 / Rating: 181.75 /
Eternal Flame
I forget which was funnier: the joke my friend told at lunch, or the milk that I shot out of my nose.
2008-03-10 10:18:13 / Rating: 123 /
Oops
As I put away my birth certificate that was returned with my new passport, I found the passport I thought I lost.
2008-02-13 13:07:17 / Rating: 108.75 /
Ryan
I seem to be the only person that actually didn't go to school on what I thought was a senior cut day.
2008-02-05 10:39:34 / Rating: 79.75 /
IE
After having to reach into the toilet more than once to retrieve my school ID, you would think I would have learned not to tuck it into my pajama pants
2008-01-23 11:57:52 / Rating: 86 /
Jess
Packing to go back to school, I can't remember where I hid my handcuffs.
2008-01-18 10:44:50 / Rating: 109.25 /
Jess
Now I really have to work out this year because I accidentally dried my jeans on hot.
2008-01-16 14:19:32 / Rating: 151.75 /
Sunshine
After I insisted he finish the leftover tomato soup that "tasted funny," I remembered I ate the rest of soup for lunch yesterday.
2008-01-11 13:59:01 / Rating: 122.5 /
staca
I was so entranced by the flashing purple light in front of me that I didn't notice the flashing blue and red ones behind me for over five minutes.
2007-12-27 12:25:01 / Rating: 143.75 /
John
Now that I think about it... the basement fuse panel is a much shorter trip than the ER was.
2007-10-23 11:54:48 / Rating: 123.5 /
TeaTableMartha
"Kill myself" and "Kill it myself" have very different meanings and the typo earned me 30 hours of group therapy.
2007-10-18 14:01:03 / Rating: 326.5 /
ivana
I turned the stove on to boil some water and four hours later I found the teapot melted to the burner.
2007-09-19 15:03:35 / Rating: 143.25 /
Ryan
I accidentally brewed my tea for two hours, yet it still tastes OK.
2007-09-13 13:54:03 / Rating: 84.5 /
Courtney
I sat in the last row of the crowded plane, realizing I had gotten on the wrong flight.
2007-09-13 13:49:36 / Rating: 113.75 /
Katy
Today, a lady called my manager and referred to me and the other host as "incompetent idiots."
2007-07-31 14:35:58 / Rating: 94 /
retail
The guinea pig's name was Kaytee until I caught him cleaning his organ one day.
2007-07-30 13:29:14 / Rating: 110.75 /
Student
By the look on her face, I knew that I had just told my Arabic teacher that she was tasty.
2007-07-20 15:43:27 / Rating: 222 /
little c
I should have been watching the intersection instead of the light.
2007-07-13 10:25:33 / Rating: 204.25 /
Justin
As the screened-in porch filled up with smoke, I realized my decision to grill was a bad idea.
2007-07-11 13:00:03 / Rating: 133.25 /
Moist
He was standing in my kitchen when I stepped out of the shower and before thinking I shouted, "I'm always wet when I see you!"
2007-07-05 17:13:27 / Rating: 234 /
maRk!
The job interview was really over when I complimented her speech impediment as a "sexy little accent."
2007-06-28 11:22:51 / Rating: 221.75 /
mate
Go ahead, it's unbreakable!
2007-06-05 17:14:08 / Rating: 126.25 /
Oops
Five years and a college degree later, I've discovered that a "risk" is essentially defined by the possibility of failure.
2007-05-17 13:47:36 / Rating: 143.75 /
the girl
I hate that feeling you have when you step out of the shower and realize you forgot to grab a towel.
2007-04-05 16:50:40 / Rating: 136.25 /
kate
I was thoroughly disappointed when I realized that Ms. Schiefericke, whom I had thought to be the young, beautiful, blonde woman I saw standing in the hall outside of her precalculus class, was actually a 70-year-old English teacher.
2007-03-16 13:38:08 / Rating: 108.5 /
mediocre
It wasn't until two days later that I realized I had not answered the question posed by the essay portion of the final exam.
2007-03-13 12:48:17 / Rating: 165.75 /
zooey
Only later did I realize that the taxi driver wasn't making an obscene gesture, but rather, trying to inform me that I had left a box of takeout on the roof of my car.
2006-12-18 13:59:44 / Rating: 378.5 /
Aisling
I was the only one not laughing as I turned and apologized for bumping into him, only afterwards realizing I had just apologized to a wooden pole.
2006-12-15 15:12:08 / Rating: 173.5 /
Olivoi
I didn't realize until the Black History Program had already begun that it was probably a bad idea to sit with the Nazi boy.
2006-12-05 12:27:14 / Rating: 179.5 /
Stevie Gee
And that was the last time I ever presumed that a woman was pregnant and asked "When are you due?"
2006-11-29 14:27:20 / Rating: 150.75 /
Krista
I didn't realize I had forgotten to take the pump out of my tank until I drove away.
2006-11-29 10:41:05 / Rating: 142.25 /
Levontaun
Nothing spells dismay as much as realizing at 80 miles an hour that your tire has come off.
2006-10-24 09:23:59 / Rating: 133 /
you know who i am
My sister once caught me looking at her chest.
2006-10-16 12:54:36 / Rating: 174 /
Rogan
It was wrong when I fell in love with my sexy cousin, but it was gross when I found out she was actually my sister.
2006-10-01 23:26:24 / Rating: 224.75 /
Chester
Arriving home after sitting in traffic for two hours, I said to myself, "Oh, wait, I don't live here anymore."
2006-09-14 20:18:39 / Rating: 1091.75 /
Nita
Just as we entered the jam-packed animal rights seminar, the elastic on my half slip failed, and it fell to the floor.
2006-09-14 10:06:39 / Rating: 189 /
Jeff
I spilled the lasagna I made for dinner, on the carpet.
2006-08-22 09:44:31 / Rating: 147.25 /
Brooke
At the tender age of 5 I got my hand stuck in a candy vending machine at the local supermarket in a vain attempt to get a gumball without paying.
2006-06-28 13:10:24 / Rating: 166 /
Rob C.
One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire.
2006-06-27 17:32:03 / Rating: 192.75 /
Alex
One summer vacation, I walked down the pier at Lake Geneva and accidentally fell into the water.
2006-06-27 17:30:42 / Rating: 129.25 /
corey
when i was 14 i totalled the family riding mower.
2006-06-27 16:22:56 / Rating: 132.25 /