natalie
My mother just told me that my father accidently had a ladder delivered to my apartment and my first thought was "How big of a ladder?" instead of "Why did he do that?"
2007-06-22 10:46:58 / Rating: 168.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "odd"
petalthrow
One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug.
2007-04-03 14:42:58 / Rating: 1136 /
Carl
Sometimes when I get really mad I imagine myself yelling at countries, saying things like "Switzerland, you jerk!"
2006-09-29 09:25:28 / Rating: 175.5 /
Dan
Very few entrepreneurs can say they were conceived on a hot air balloon ride, and also share a direct lineage to both Edgar Allen Poe and Thomas Alva Edison... myself included.
2006-08-29 22:33:02 / Rating: 120 /