Megan
I just walked in on my mom and neighbor smoking pot and felt so uncool.
I just walked in on my mom and neighbor smoking pot and felt so uncool.
I should have bought a lottery ticket the day an apartment-complex neighbor with about a 30% overlap in movie tastes got the same movie we did, on the same day.
The only year I refused to go to my neighbor's Easter party was the year she dropped dead during the party.
My neighbor just casually returned two pairs of panties that I'd left in the shared washing machine.
I am fairly certain I accidentally flashed my high school principal and her dinner party while taking a shower
He asked me, 'What's your name again?' and I wanted to tell him not only my name but that I've been stalking him on Facebook for the last seven months.
My dog just bit my mean neighbor, but while I apologized profusely to him I was secretly deciding on what kind of treat to give her when we got back home.
The summer I turned sixteen, he flew me over our neighborhood during the Fourth of July pool party, but that wasn't the time his plane went down.