Story archives - tag: "nap time"

kristi

Today my son not only discovered that he can avoid taking a nap by climbing out of the crib, but also, if he is extra quite and doesn't wake up mommy, he can climb the fridge to eat the rest of the Christmas candy.

tags: monster child humor nap time graveyard shift [add]

2010-01-19 15:34:32 / Rating: 116 /

It's Godzilla!

"Every day I wake up to Hitler!" I proclaimed loudly in a crowded bar, when trying to explain to my friend that I often fall asleep watching the History Channel.

tags: nap time poor word choice History Channel [add]

2009-03-31 12:15:11 / Rating: 440.5 /