Story archives - tag: "mothers"

Obsessive if it doesn't matter

My mother didn't realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.

tags: growing up mothers marriage [add]

2008-03-19 10:10:40 / Rating: 267 /

fluffy

Answering the door to trick-or-treaters in all her hairless chemo glory, my mother has inspired me more than she could ever imagine.

tags: halloween cancer chemo inspiration mothers daughters [add]

2007-11-09 11:01:52 / Rating: 304.5 /

Murphy's Lawyer

His whole group was delayed at the Thailand airport for a day because he didn't know what suitcase his mother packed his clothes in.

tags: travel mothers suitcase [add]

2007-10-18 14:03:34 / Rating: 110.75 /

kwerk

"Sorry, sweetie," Mom said as she used some napkins to wipe the elephant snot off my forearm, "but he took all your peanuts."

tags: childhood mothers humor elephants [add]

2007-06-14 14:57:08 / Rating: 244.25 /

SS

When I was 12 my mom told me that I should sleep with as many men as possible.

tags: childhood mothers sex [add]

2006-11-27 10:34:46 / Rating: 196.5 /