cg
On my very first camping trip, I learned that if I drop a dead caterpillar in my mom's coffee, she will not only not get mad at me, but she will also still drink the coffee.
2009-09-21 11:54:58 / Rating: 174.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "mom"
really, mom?
Today, I got a priority mail package from my mother containing Aleve, two pairs of underwear, socks, and a $10 bill.
2009-04-19 21:37:29 / Rating: 261.25 /
jerk
Before I even finished my sentence, I realized that this was the second time I'd made a "your mom" joke to her since her mom died.
2009-03-10 11:12:02 / Rating: 189.5 /
Djagurl
I hated my mom for selling our house, a little because I grew up there, but mostly because all of my pets were buried there, and the new people wouldn't care.
2009-01-26 09:34:40 / Rating: 301.25 /
CJ
When I was little, my mom told me that the bottom of the pool smelled really good.
2008-12-12 09:17:51 / Rating: 449.5 /
elle
I couldn't figure out why my boyfriend didn't like me to kiss his ears until I realized his mother is an ears-nose-throat nurse.
2008-12-09 09:57:01 / Rating: 169.25 /
Eddie
My mom always joked that I could get a tattoo if it said, "I love Mom," so I made her hold my hand when I got it.
2008-11-21 16:07:54 / Rating: 492 /
fancy spatula
Every surface of my home is covered in dog hair, and it serves two purposes: it reminds me of how much I enjoy sharing my life with my dogs and it deters my mother from visiting unannounced.
2008-10-30 17:19:24 / Rating: 258.75 /
Koriar
All the growling and screaming in the world will never sound as horrible as the gurgling sound made by my mother's last breath.
2008-10-17 16:11:03 / Rating: 280.5 /
Traumatized
As soon as I heard my father ask 'Why is the toilet seat in bed with her?' that morning, I kicked myself for not checking on my sickly mother the night before.
2008-10-13 16:21:24 / Rating: 160.5 /
Charlie
My sister tells me she watched our mom cry when I came out as gay to which I reply that I watched our mom cry when she ran away, stole the car, and got mom arrested.
2008-08-04 17:11:13 / Rating: 384.75 /
Marley
The last time mom called me out of the blue, she told me she had lung cancer.
2008-07-07 10:36:17 / Rating: 245.75 /
lines
Today you shaved your hair into a mohawk to make my mom laugh over losing hers to chemo and today I realized that you are my hero.
2008-06-06 17:06:53 / Rating: 2531.75 /
Angie
After I told her about the online game I was playing, my mom sent me an email saying, "Sorry you missed your raid."
2008-05-05 10:12:55 / Rating: 314.25 /
In Love
I think my mom would be surprised to hear that my boyfriend of almost 1 year and I haven't had sex yet, even though we've slept in the same bed many times.
2008-04-02 13:54:30 / Rating: 466.75 /
Ashley
It's 10:30 pm on a Saturday night, and I get a text from my mom: "Will you pimp my MySpace?"
2008-03-25 10:52:21 / Rating: 580.25 /
Tag
I gave my mother mono because I secretly drank out of the cartoon of orange juice and put it back in the fridge.
2008-02-05 10:36:16 / Rating: 297.5 /
Ryan
My Mom went to a peace rally and then voted for Bush.
2008-01-16 14:19:59 / Rating: 299.5 /
Tracy137
Your husband never noticing you've had your hair done is bad enough, but my dad didn't notice when my mum broke her leg and had it in plaster.
2007-05-14 13:32:41 / Rating: 331.25 /
Miss.NoName
Sometimes I wish that my best friend would die so me and her mom could be closer.
2006-11-13 18:06:50 / Rating: 392.5 /