One Sentence archive

LeLou

When I saw him escort her out of his house at 8am, still in bar clothes, I realized he could never be the kind of man I want in life.

2008-02-13 13:18:10 / Rating: 122.25 /

I think my dog likes it when I don't have a boyfriend because it means he can sleep on my pillows.

2007-10-25 10:44:59 / Rating: 165 /

He needed that dollar for parking so he smashed the money maze puzzle with a baseball bat.

2007-09-24 09:31:11 / Rating: 159.75 /

I can finally relate to the song "Summer Lovin," from Grease thanks to Captain Steve.

2007-08-24 16:31:30 / Rating: 153.25 /

The next week, I "forgot" to shower and ate enough to make me ill, hoping he would stop finding me attractive.

2007-07-24 16:44:36 / Rating: 160.75 /

The first man to ever lend me clothing was outrageously gay, and he only gave me the socks so I wouldn't drag my wet ones on the floors.

2006-10-22 01:33:23 / Rating: 165.5 /

I discovered The Dealbreaker: a can of Skoal and a wad in his mouth were enough to make me walk in the opposite direction.

2006-10-11 14:18:34 / Rating: 160 /