Kirsty
"What on earth is that?" are not words that inspire confidence when you're undergoing a colonoscopy.
2008-09-15 11:45:53 / Rating: 134.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "medical"
Bottoms Up
It figures: the one time I get a hot-looking nurse, it's for my colonoscopy.
2008-07-29 13:52:30 / Rating: 234.25 /
J
Did the nurse really have to laugh when my mom said her nine-year-old had dropped a toenail in his eye and we couldn't find it?
2008-07-22 12:23:17 / Rating: 125 /
Say Aaaahhhh
The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.
2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 190 /
Ferox
After all the books, classes and hours of study there is such great satisfaction in drawing blood.
2007-12-11 11:29:08 / Rating: 94.25 /
-j
When the catheter tore through my mother's heart, it tore through absolutely everything.
2007-12-07 15:05:55 / Rating: 250.25 /
revscrj
While the doctor talked about the pain my father was likely to experience after the back surgery, I noticed he had an erection.
2006-09-29 22:00:58 / Rating: 201 /
Johnny Luddite
As the porter wheeling my gurney down to the operating room took a corner too tightly, crashing my arm into the wall, I reflected that my last utterance on this earth might well be a profanity.
2006-09-14 07:13:46 / Rating: 675.25 /