stupidlove
I took my wife's sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.
I took my wife's sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.
As the man sitting next to me on the plane bragged about how he had died three times, I crossed my fingers and quietly prayed for us to land before number four.
I heard him say "good luck" as I walked out of the theater, but I didn't understand until I survived the car crash a week later.