One Sentence archive - tag: "liar"

Fed Up

I hired a private investigator today.

2009-08-06 14:52:12 / Rating: 251.25 /

When I get the chills I don't know if it is because I know about your affair or if it is a symptom of MS.

2009-07-17 11:08:39 / Rating: 277.5 /

He deflated my heart so I deflated his tires.

2009-06-16 09:23:00 / Rating: 608.5 /

The walls aren't flame-retardant for up to one hour, so we have to move.

2007-10-15 09:39:20 / Rating: 448 /

The rape is a lie, but I wish it happened so I had a real reason for hating him.

2007-10-11 11:17:54 / Rating: 436.25 /

My incompetent coworker is telling anyone who will listen that she was written up because of me, even though I didn't even work here then.

2007-08-24 16:30:45 / Rating: 423.5 /

We agreed to just be friends, but after he chose another girl he hasn't had the time.

2007-06-19 11:07:56 / Rating: 321.5 /