Ryan
The orange sat in my bag for another day because I continued refusing to admit that oranges are just too messy to eat at work.
2008-05-28 16:08:49 / Rating: 366.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "laziness"
NoSex
I saw my grandmother's death, the grandmother I had lived with until the seventh grade, as merely an opportunity to miss school.
2008-01-16 14:21:29 / Rating: 607.25 /
happy 25th birthday BRYAN, love mom
Insignificant, I am the mother of a 25-year-old son for whom I neither baked a cake nor mailed a birthday card--I did call him--and I want you to know that perhaps your mother feels as guilty as I do about it and that we LOVE YOU--our precious sons--despite our laziness.
2007-10-15 14:39:45 / Rating: 583.5 /
BC
I've been out of the office for 3 days and everyone thinks I'm swamped catching up on e-mails but, really, I'm just wasting time surfing the Internet until I go to lunch and then go home early.
2007-05-24 23:42:07 / Rating: 541.5 /