Story archives - tag: "language"

Alicia n Jeanne

Alicia said, "Feliz Navidad," to which Jeanne replied, "But you're Filipino, not Jewish."

tags: humor religion ethnicity language [add]

2008-09-09 16:09:36 / Rating: 201.5 /

glojo

As she read the police statement, she noticed the cop had used the wrong word to describe what had happened to her, but she was afraid to correct him because it might make her look less innocent than she was.

tags: language crime victimhood [add]

2008-06-23 13:19:33 / Rating: 97.75 /

arrogant and apathetic

It makes me feel powerful every time I hit "Add to Dictionary" in Microsoft Word.

tags: language arrogance Word [add]

2007-10-16 11:03:33 / Rating: 288.5 /

Ray

I was preparing to call her weeaboo for writing her thread title in Japanese until I realized that I was actually angry at her for forming a question without using the word ka.

tags: hypocrisy humor Japanese language [add]

2007-09-24 09:32:03 / Rating: 166.25 /

Juju

Our non-bi-lingual manager was highly embarrased to find he had been screaming not praise, but "Cheese! Cheese!" at everyone in spanish.

tags: humor McDonalds language spanish work [add]

2007-07-30 13:28:57 / Rating: 206.75 /

Amizu

After progressing from a language lesson consisting of pointing to body parts and announcing the proper vocabulary, my elderly teacher pulled up her skirt, bared herself utterly, and in the dim light, completed her lesson.

tags: language lesson [add]

2006-08-18 16:26:11 / Rating: 187.75 /