Santa's Photographer
I saw Santa chuckle to himself and realized I had heard correctly, the little guy did ask for Chinese food for Christmas.
2008-12-25 23:01:51 / Rating: 98.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "kids"
Rae
What is the correct answer when a six year old asks you what anal sex is?
2008-10-22 12:56:39 / Rating: 146.5 /
VeDosis
My three-year-old son brought me my anti-depressants, asked me to take them and come outside and play.
2008-07-29 13:52:56 / Rating: 489.25 /
COD
Before I was a parent I never could have imaged that one day I would own both a horse and a saddle that are worth more than my car.
2008-07-07 14:18:03 / Rating: 137 /
I've Tasted Flight
Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.
2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 183 /
Observer
His parents are as gothic as they come but he is a smiling, blonde haired kid with rosy red cheeks and happy blue eyes.
2008-04-18 10:16:18 / Rating: 161.75 /
Mark
At four, Sam ordered his first hamburger, and when the waitress asked, "Certainly, sir, medium?" replied indignantly, "No, large!"
2008-04-10 15:40:07 / Rating: 454.25 /
Kristin
The 3-year-old yells out the window to a vagrant with compassion, "Watch out man, the ants bite real bad!"
2007-07-06 09:52:07 / Rating: 224.75 /
Amanda
My five-year-old explained that he couldn't get out of bed because he was too sick, he "haves a cold AND a hot."
2007-06-15 13:37:39 / Rating: 237.75 /
I've Tasted Flight
Upon asking my 5-year old son how many hotdogs he wanted for dinner, he said, "Ninety-nine five."
2007-06-14 16:52:34 / Rating: 216.5 /
Drew_Almighty
My wife and I promise each other that our love for one another will always come first, but now that our daughter is actually here we both know we're lying when we say it.
2006-10-18 14:27:23 / Rating: 322.25 /
Kris
I collected paper towel rolls for weeks, gave them to a group of kids and they created a human marble maze.
2006-08-09 23:28:14 / Rating: 160.5 /
COD
I drove 8 hours round trip to look at a horse with no mane.
2006-08-09 16:18:16 / Rating: 182 /