Even after losing a hundred pounds, you told me my c-section scar makes me look fat.
2008-05-21 09:35:07 / Rating: 148 / 
Story archives - tag: "jerk"
Broke
I've spent $12,300 in attorney fees so far and I still don't know if I'll be able to keep him out of the house.
2008-04-10 15:43:08 / Rating: -650 /
That Jerk
With her warm breath caressing my cheek, I told her I had a girlfriend.
2008-03-19 09:52:46 / Rating: 95.5 /
teki
You constantly prove me wrong when I think you can't disappointment me any further.
2007-07-21 12:39:09 / Rating: 333.5 /
chas
They were huge when she was 13 and I knew they'd be saddle bags by the time she was 18, the reason we broke up.
2006-08-12 14:57:53 / Rating: 94.75 /