LostTheories
You know your life is taking a turn for the surreal when you chart out how one will spend the months to come in jail.
2008-07-14 12:37:30 / Rating: 50.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "jail"
Tony
Spending New Years Day in a 6' x 9' cell made me realize that the stretch of tunnel between Clybourn and Clark is no place for an "adventure," and a flute of champagne is no friend to half a fifth of gin.
2008-04-28 12:15:30 / Rating: 73 /
Amelia Larson
I found it cruel that they neither supply pillows nor offer massages in jail.
2008-02-06 13:36:30 / Rating: 83.75 /
yup
They don't serve Thanksgiving dinner in jail.
2007-12-11 11:42:10 / Rating: 132.25 /
Amelia Larson
Odd how when I was released from jail, the slammer seemed more like home than my permanent residence ever had.
2007-10-11 11:16:20 / Rating: 114.25 /
eschatologies
My rapist went to jail and was released early for "good behavior.".
2007-10-10 13:34:25 / Rating: 259.25 /
A Sad Grownup With a Little Girl's Heart
It constantly amazes me that every single day it takes me a few minutes post-waking before I realize that my father has been dead for almost 2 years and my mom is on her way to jail for prescription fraud.
2007-06-15 17:31:23 / Rating: 193 /
dan r
And so, seven hours before going to VietNam, I went to jail instead for smoking weed grown from seed smuggled back from VietNam.
2007-05-24 23:42:39 / Rating: 205 /
Calliope
I never thought I would be responsible for sending someone to jail, but I didn't hesitate to press charges when I found out a very ex-boyfriend stole my identity.
2006-09-12 11:43:21 / Rating: 221.5 /