countedx58
At my mother's funeral, my ex-boyfriend's mother told my husband about how many hours I spent sitting in her driveway handing tools to her son while he worked on his car.
2010-01-05 15:43:16 / Rating: 56.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "husband"
ksiebs
I never realized how much my husband farted until we boarded the dog for a few days.
2009-10-19 14:02:51 / Rating: 193.75 /
Freebird
My husband handed me his cell phone at a party so someone else could tell me that my best friend had just died.
2009-07-29 12:20:01 / Rating: 145 /
SunnyBun
During a 6.2 earthquake that shook our building violently, my half-asleep husband sat up, looked at me in confusion and asked, "What are you doing?"
2009-07-06 09:27:49 / Rating: 483 /
csm
I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn't want me to bleed on the carpet."
2009-05-29 09:14:59 / Rating: 580.25 /
@mac2nite
I wish my husband would have been as faithful as my fat is.
2009-03-30 11:16:43 / Rating: 381.25 /
Nette
For Christmas my husband gave me a broken jaw, bruises and a new life as a single mother.
2009-01-07 10:13:21 / Rating: 428.25 /
Poet
The day I was able to recite Jabberwocky to my first grade class was what won me my husband.
2008-12-16 09:14:55 / Rating: 277 /
Even after losing a hundred pounds, you told me my c-section scar makes me look fat.
2008-05-21 09:35:07 / Rating: 341.5 /
Leoainey
The girls are all grown up and now my husband is my boyfriend again.
2008-01-14 17:25:54 / Rating: 554.75 /
Anonymous
When I got bold one day and kissed my best girlfriend on the lips, I realized I loved and longed for her, not my husband.
2007-06-19 14:08:05 / Rating: 365.75 /
sad but true
I knew I was in love with him the night he gave me a ride because I was too drunk to drive myself home to my husband.
2007-06-18 23:53:37 / Rating: 320.25 /
mall_lamb
One week ago, he made me smile with a dozen different colored roses and this morning, my husband made me cry by walking past me out the door without as much as a goodbye.
2007-06-11 09:46:21 / Rating: 328.75 /
MM
I recently found out that my husband's regular password for all of his accounts is "titties2."
2007-06-03 00:35:59 / Rating: 525.5 /