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I lost my virginity to a homeless punk in the bathroom of a schizophrenic's apartment in NYC while my parents believed that I was having a slumber party.
I lost my virginity to a homeless punk in the bathroom of a schizophrenic's apartment in NYC while my parents believed that I was having a slumber party.
When I was reading Walden on a park bench, a homeless black man walked past and said "I used to read Thoreau".
As I dropped my spare change into his cup and heard a splash, I was horrified to realize he was not a homeless person begging for money but just a guy on the corner enjoying his coffee.
As I gave him the last 35 cents in my pocket, I realized that the homeless man was now wealthier than I was.