lakeshore drive
I had always wanted to meet your family, but never under these circumstances.
2011-11-28 21:29:54 / Rating: 268.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "girlfriend"
not your average 18 year old
I have received a lot of things that most don't get by 18, PTSD, depression, therapy, violent fantasies, and suicidal thoughts, yet I still haven't had a girlfriend.
2010-06-08 11:53:00 / Rating: 404.25 /
Mia Moore
I was trying to be funny by pointing out to my boyfriend that his girlfriend is such a dork, but it came out better than expected when I told him "Your dork is such a girlfriend."
2009-09-18 15:17:45 / Rating: 366.5 /
Paul
I knew we wouldn't last forever as soon as I realized she had an "open door" policy when using the bathroom.
2009-04-10 12:51:08 / Rating: 417.5 /
Emotional Surgery
Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.
2009-04-07 14:06:56 / Rating: 391 /
KMH
My ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who happens to be my ex-girlfriend, is dating my ex-girlfriend and I am honestly happy for them.
2009-03-17 12:15:36 / Rating: 364.25 /
Kaycee
The more text messages I see on the phone bill, the higher chances my son has a new girlfriend.
2009-02-26 15:59:37 / Rating: 392.5 /
Danny
Not a week after I got my first girlfriend, my sister got her's.
2009-01-30 14:46:00 / Rating: 760 /
Katie
When you deleted, "I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world," from your profile, I decided our relationship wasn't gonna work out.
2008-06-16 16:11:51 / Rating: 446.75 /
Bobina
Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.
2008-03-06 11:46:09 / Rating: 462.25 /
that's not good
My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.
2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 512 /
myth
When I thought of how much my friend has done for his girlfriend, I realized how ugly Helen of Troy must have been that there was only a war because of her.
2007-12-31 11:53:57 / Rating: 749.75 /
Dara
So I told her "When you go to college try to send me a letter."
2007-05-24 23:40:20 / Rating: 454.5 /
Brandon
I was simply going from the kettle to the fridge and back again, when my girlfriend said she wished her dance teacher could see could see me moving.
2007-03-01 14:28:31 / Rating: 519 /