Katie
When you deleted, "I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world," from your profile, I decided our relationship wasn't gonna work out.
2008-06-16 16:11:51 / Rating: 133.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "girlfriend"
Bobina
Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.
2008-03-06 11:46:09 / Rating: 128.25 /
that's not good
My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.
2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 123 /
myth
When I thought of how much my friend has done for his girlfriend, I realized how ugly Helen of Troy must have been that there was only a war because of her.
2007-12-31 11:53:57 / Rating: 206.25 /
Dara
So I told her "When you go to college try to send me a letter."
2007-05-24 23:40:20 / Rating: 119.75 /
Brandon
I was simply going from the kettle to the fridge and back again, when my girlfriend said she wished her dance teacher could see could see me moving.
2007-03-01 14:28:31 / Rating: 200 /