Story archives - tag: "gift"

OminousGasPains

When I wrenched my back unpacking the massage table, her anniversary gift suddenly became "ours."

tags: humor anniversary injury gift irony [add]

2008-04-15 10:05:44 / Rating: 114.25 /

Empire

Though it arrived some days ago, what her dad insisted would be "The Best Dust-Buster Money Can Buy" is still in its box.

tags: dustbuster gift [add]

2007-10-30 14:21:05 / Rating: 70.75 /

hip

It occurred to me later that giving 4 gallons of milk for a Christmas gift might not be such a great idea after all.

tags: mistakes Chirstmas milk gift humor [add]

2007-03-14 17:09:11 / Rating: 161.75 /

NYC

I won a plant today because there was a giraffe under my plate.

tags: baby shower gift contest [add]

2007-03-13 12:49:52 / Rating: 136.75 /