Seriously?
The broken car window was only made more annoying by the fact that they hadn't actually stolen anything.
2008-05-13 11:57:45 / Rating: 113.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "funny"
whatever
I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.
2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 131.75 /
Marty B
My two-year-old was trying to say "I'm stuck," but I thought she said "I'm a duck" and spent the next five minutes playing along and making "quacking" sounds.
2007-08-23 18:07:36 / Rating: 254.5 /
sweetie
I informed my husband that I wanted a divorce after he told me that he doesn't like marshmallows.
2007-08-14 16:58:54 / Rating: 138.75 /
SCC
After meticulously explaining the birds and the bees my little boy looked at his sister and asked me, "You had sex twice?"
2007-08-01 12:38:13 / Rating: 233.75 /
Jonathan Stanton
That's when I knew I was doomed.
2007-05-10 10:39:28 / Rating: 127.25 /
Alison
We were in bed one day and he told me that I was more fun than a game of Magic "sometimes."
2006-08-25 14:18:00 / Rating: 265.75 /
Dave Walls
I vowed today not to laugh at someone's funny name while working, then I was introduced to a older woman named "Gay Usher".
2006-07-17 17:50:32 / Rating: 186.25 /