Story archives - tag: "funny"

Seriously?

The broken car window was only made more annoying by the fact that they hadn't actually stolen anything.

tags: thief stupid annoying irony funny [add]

2008-05-13 11:57:45 / Rating: 113.5 /

whatever

I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.

tags: funny gross cats [add]

2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 131.75 /

Marty B

My two-year-old was trying to say "I'm stuck," but I thought she said "I'm a duck" and spent the next five minutes playing along and making "quacking" sounds.

tags: toddler humor funny quack duck stuck [add]

2007-08-23 18:07:36 / Rating: 254.5 /

sweetie

I informed my husband that I wanted a divorce after he told me that he doesn't like marshmallows.

tags: humor funny food sweet candy [add]

2007-08-14 16:58:54 / Rating: 138.75 /

SCC

After meticulously explaining the birds and the bees my little boy looked at his sister and asked me, "You had sex twice?"

tags: children funny [add]

2007-08-01 12:38:13 / Rating: 233.75 /

Jonathan Stanton

That's when I knew I was doomed.

tags: doom doomed funny oh no mistake [add]

2007-05-10 10:39:28 / Rating: 127.25 /

Alison

We were in bed one day and he told me that I was more fun than a game of Magic "sometimes."

tags: love sex nerdy funny [add]

2006-08-25 14:18:00 / Rating: 265.75 /

Dave Walls

I vowed today not to laugh at someone's funny name while working, then I was introduced to a older woman named "Gay Usher".

tags: work humor funny names [add]

2006-07-17 17:50:32 / Rating: 186.25 /