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All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.
All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.
Thanks to me my best friend hasn't killed himself yet, but when I burn out and stop trying for him he'll kill two other people, then himself.
When I read his e-mail I realized why I have no Republican friends.
I really took it to heart when my bi-sexual friend called me pretty, since she was the first person to mean it.
The day after prom of this year, I found out that I was the only person out of all my friends that was still a virgin.
I stared at my best friend through his newly-broken windshield and was convinced it was his fault that I threw the shovel.
You have no idea how many people distrust your willpower until you tell them you decide to quit smoking.
I've had a crush on him for nine years and last night he finally kissed me.
The best hug I ever got was just before I found out one of my friends was dead.
Our hug may have only lasted for ten seconds, but my smile has lasted for weeks.
When my "innocent" best friend decided to go as for as she did on her first date, it shattered the image I always held of her and simultaniously planted the doubts that destroyed the friendship we had built for ages.
Truly admirable friends go with you on frantic and unnecessary detours simply so you can avoid someone you probably should talk to.
I know that she is selfish and mean, but for some reason I can't shake the fervent wish that she'd believe my side of the story and be my friend again.
For future reference, "just friends" don't feel each other up on the living room floor.
When I called my friend after her husband died, I didn't think that she would end up consoling me.
Had I gone back to sleep when I saw his number, he'd be dead, but I still feel like a bad friend.
I then came to realize that because of such freakish weather that winter, that global warming took my friends life.
It was only after the sleepover with whipped cream and pillow fights and her boyfriend on speaker phone that I found out she had lost her virginity to him an hour earlier.
I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).
I found you asleep cuddling with my best friend, so I stole your shoes and buried them in the snow.
Sometimes I forget names, but that day my failing memory made me see him as a complete stranger, and he never forgave me.
"If you think that will help," I said blankly, and with those words, I planted the seeds for two years of mourning.
We'd been best friends for over 18 years, and then he kissed me.
Except for the drool, poop, and hair loss, my dog is the greatest friend I've had.
You could have bought me a first class trip around the world, but it wouldn't have meant as much as your hand on my neck did last night.