Kaitlyn
Having successfully broken into his house, I fed his dog and did a load of laundry.
2012-05-15 15:27:20 / Rating: 540.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "friendship"
Wolf
I haven't spoken to her in five years, but it's still habit to look at her house as I drive past.
2011-07-25 13:25:26 / Rating: 559 /
Me
Someone who will spend five dollars to mail you an unpackaged banana is someone who deserves to stay in your life for a while, if only to make it a bit more interesting.
2011-01-21 19:21:38 / Rating: 588 /
Erin
When I went online that night, I never expected to make a new friend, and certainly didn't realize that someday we'd get married.
2010-11-04 12:23:52 / Rating: 512 /
Daughter
She cried as her daughter and her best friends shaved their heads too, so she wouldn't have to be bald alone.
2010-08-02 16:18:23 / Rating: 688.75 /
Modernity
When he described his courtship process as "I'll text her for four or five weeks, then I'll hook up with her, then I'll hook up with her the next week, and then I'll ask her out," I knew we probably weren't going to be friends.
2010-05-06 15:08:00 / Rating: 307.75 /
Guilty
I once left a half-barefoot girl at a gas station forty-five minutes away from home at one a.m., but I'm usually a pretty nice person.
2009-10-22 20:47:49 / Rating: 267.5 /
Gabriel
When class was canceled we talked for the first time.
2009-09-30 21:49:24 / Rating: 415.25 /
Slim
Receiving a die stolen off of a Bulgarian backgammon board as a birthday present didn't do a lot to alleviate the jealousy I felt for not being able to go to Europe with them.
2009-09-21 10:01:28 / Rating: 350.25 /
renaichan
Seeing Wolverine's naked hiney with my mom was surprisingly not awkward.
2009-05-26 13:39:05 / Rating: 494 /
Haze
Who would have thought that the 40th stubborn text she sent to me after 8 months would actually make me realize I do still love her as a friend, and save our friendship.
2009-05-13 15:09:56 / Rating: 458.5 /
Emms
My best friend of nine years still won't let go of the time I accidentally pushed her in front of a taxi before ripping her out of the way.
2009-02-18 21:29:44 / Rating: 408 /
Rai
He wrote, "See you next year when you're a boy and I'm a girl."
2009-01-15 12:37:28 / Rating: 555.25 /
Tenth
Three were raped, one abused, one is forever unsatisfied with who she is, two, maybe three are cutters, one truly believes she's a slut by nature, one is seventeen with the mind of a ten year old, one is an orphan, one is as mental as I am, and I wouldn't trade any of them for all the perfect friends in the world.
2008-10-13 16:48:59 / Rating: 731.5 /
youloveme
Friends don't give friends seven orgasms.
2008-10-10 11:16:21 / Rating: 1369.75 /
Connor
All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.
2008-08-04 09:49:49 / Rating: 622.75 /
Anonymous
Thanks to me my best friend hasn't killed himself yet, but when I burn out and stop trying for him he'll kill two other people, then himself.
2008-06-04 09:48:09 / Rating: 472 /
Politically picky
When I read his e-mail I realized why I have no Republican friends.
2008-06-03 15:37:42 / Rating: 349.75 /
A
I really took it to heart when my bi-sexual friend called me pretty, since she was the first person to mean it.
2008-05-28 15:58:05 / Rating: 444.75 /
The Only One
The day after prom of this year, I found out that I was the only person out of all my friends that was still a virgin.
2008-05-20 10:23:44 / Rating: 486.5 /
The G-Man
I stared at my best friend through his newly-broken windshield and was convinced it was his fault that I threw the shovel.
2008-04-07 14:32:29 / Rating: 380 /
So I started again.
You have no idea how many people distrust your willpower until you tell them you decide to quit smoking.
2008-03-06 13:04:01 / Rating: 504 /
Erzulie
I've had a crush on him for nine years and last night he finally kissed me.
2008-02-13 13:07:43 / Rating: 828.5 /
Wolfgang DelaSangre
The best hug I ever got was just before I found out one of my friends was dead.
2008-02-08 16:50:09 / Rating: 577.75 /
Jackson
Our hug may have only lasted for ten seconds, but my smile has lasted for weeks.
2008-02-06 13:33:17 / Rating: 695.5 /
Shattered Image
When my "innocent" best friend decided to go as for as she did on her first date, it shattered the image I always held of her and simultaniously planted the doubts that destroyed the friendship we had built for ages.
2008-01-25 13:16:21 / Rating: 415.25 /
bottom
Truly admirable friends go with you on frantic and unnecessary detours simply so you can avoid someone you probably should talk to.
2007-11-19 23:25:03 / Rating: 541.25 /
Hunter
I know that she is selfish and mean, but for some reason I can't shake the fervent wish that she'd believe my side of the story and be my friend again.
2007-10-15 17:31:12 / Rating: 406.5 /
Rachel
For future reference, "just friends" don't feel each other up on the living room floor.
2007-10-11 11:15:57 / Rating: 784.25 /
Gaby
When I called my friend after her husband died, I didn't think that she would end up consoling me.
2007-09-21 15:19:24 / Rating: 635.5 /
IE
Had I gone back to sleep when I saw his number, he'd be dead, but I still feel like a bad friend.
2007-09-18 13:13:54 / Rating: 679 /
Harrison's Daddy
I then came to realize that because of such freakish weather that winter, that global warming took my friends life.
2007-07-03 17:17:31 / Rating: 536 /
ElliB.
It was only after the sleepover with whipped cream and pillow fights and her boyfriend on speaker phone that I found out she had lost her virginity to him an hour earlier.
2007-05-21 10:15:51 / Rating: 617.5 /
Jane Gallagher
I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).
2007-03-14 17:07:43 / Rating: 632 /
violet
I found you asleep cuddling with my best friend, so I stole your shoes and buried them in the snow.
2007-01-25 11:31:56 / Rating: 646 /
bah
Sometimes I forget names, but that day my failing memory made me see him as a complete stranger, and he never forgave me.
2006-11-27 14:36:08 / Rating: 467.75 /
Rae
"If you think that will help," I said blankly, and with those words, I planted the seeds for two years of mourning.
2006-11-21 09:55:15 / Rating: 603 /
Loulou
We'd been best friends for over 18 years, and then he kissed me.
2006-11-09 09:59:57 / Rating: 570.5 /
Jack.Coiner
Except for the drool, poop, and hair loss, my dog is the greatest friend I've had.
2006-10-24 10:24:08 / Rating: 587.75 /
Your Friend
You could have bought me a first class trip around the world, but it wouldn't have meant as much as your hand on my neck did last night.
2006-10-17 09:59:39 / Rating: 574.75 /
Tina
My best friend was an evangelical athiest and eventually dumped me because I would not convert.
2006-10-16 13:30:54 / Rating: 455 /