In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze, smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five angry men; and I still can't get over her.
2010-05-03 16:29:12 / Rating: 638 / 
As we carried the fishing rods to the dock, it never occurred to me that the punch I had landed on the back of his head had started the end of my longest friendship.
2007-12-28 13:52:49 / Rating: 258.75 /
The flutes could only watch the tenor saxophones and trombones brawl, and wish their instruments were bigger.
2007-08-30 16:44:46 / Rating: 310.25 /
One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug.
2007-04-03 14:42:58 / Rating: 2818 /
It was only after I started bleeding from the eye, that I realized perhaps I really was in a fight.
2006-08-18 13:40:31 / Rating: 279.75 /
