One Sentence archive

Silent Red

Although I never cared before, I am now forced to hate his baseball team on general pretense.

2008-03-26 13:29:38 / Rating: 100 /

Getting to be your ex-girlfriend is totally worth having to have been your girlfriend first.

2008-03-06 11:46:09 / Rating: 139.25 /

It has been 20 years and she STILL owes me the $72 for the hotel room.

2007-12-11 11:33:26 / Rating: 78 /

He didn't think I was being serious when I told him that I would send his ex-girlfriend that text message from his phone.

2007-10-25 13:30:02 / Rating: 91.5 /

Because of him, I cannot think "Iceland" without crying.

2007-08-28 23:11:03 / Rating: 150.75 /

I was developing photos of a party my ex-girlfriend's father had hosted when it occurred to me that if she died, no one would tell me.

2007-06-07 09:32:26 / Rating: 182.25 /