Story archives - tag: "elevator"

he told me i'd argue with a stop sign...

Going up in the elevator at 7:59 a.m. on the dot like always, I realized that my ride on the elevator is never quite long enough.

tags: work hating work dreading work elevator [add]

2008-07-29 12:15:49 / Rating: 330.5 /

fairydust

I developed a strangely powerful phobia of riding in elevators with even marginally beautiful women after I realized I had bisexual tendancies.

tags: bisexual elevator phobias [add]

2007-11-07 13:14:57 / Rating: 317.25 /

mediocre

I became disappointed in mankind when I noticed human feces in the elevator of my building.

tags: disappointment disgusting elevator [add]

2007-03-13 12:48:08 / Rating: 381.5 /