regret
When I almost killed myself, you licked the tears from my face and when you died, I held your cold paw and tried not to cry.
2011-11-02 10:06:07 / Rating: 636.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "dogs"
last connection
Sheltered from the hot sun, the woman cradled the little dog in her arms while her child crawled away from her, only connected by the child harness.
2011-06-30 16:16:56 / Rating: 493.5 /
Becca
It wasn't because the dog is "poorly trained," but rather because you left the canister of bacon grease at the edge of the kitchen table.
2011-05-18 09:24:04 / Rating: 420 /
Not My Morning
Stepping in dog pee while wearing white socks was not how I wanted to start my morning.
2011-05-06 15:12:53 / Rating: 398.5 /
Leon Lion
I woke up cramped in the fetal position on my couch, and turned to see my dog and two cats spread out leisurely on my bed.
2010-02-09 12:25:23 / Rating: 468 /
Puppy Love
Although you are attractive, you are still a dog and you may not drink from my glass.
2009-01-23 14:23:48 / Rating: 746.75 /
fancy spatula
Every surface of my home is covered in dog hair, and it serves two purposes: it reminds me of how much I enjoy sharing my life with my dogs and it deters my mother from visiting unannounced.
2008-10-30 17:19:24 / Rating: 481 /
Mary
We thought my dog had a tick and tried "smoking it out" with a hot match only to discover it was her nipple.
2008-05-14 13:56:41 / Rating: 720 /
ac
When I stare into my eleven year old Basset Hound's eyes, I could swear she was telling me that everything was going to be okay.
2007-10-22 14:06:54 / Rating: 428.5 /
don't breed your dog
If I see another dog get dumped at the shelter, I just might save it or kill myself.
2007-09-26 07:57:38 / Rating: 580.25 /
Tori
One thing I used to obsess about was how I'd get my dog out of my window to save him when my house was on fire.
2007-09-10 12:09:25 / Rating: 563 /
Doom of Doom
We only had him for less than 36 hours, but when our new puppy died of giardia, I cried as if I had him for years.
2007-05-23 13:16:55 / Rating: 517.75 /
Dave Walls
I wish new puppies came with a warranty and a box of diapers.
2007-05-17 09:48:13 / Rating: 409.25 /
Just a guy
A hooker stole my best friend's dog.
2007-04-25 15:55:20 / Rating: 600.75 /
KC
"Why did I want a dog?" I thought to myself as I emptied the pooper scooper.
2007-04-23 12:59:50 / Rating: 451.25 /