Jennifer
My childhood and my dog share a grave in my backyard.
2008-08-26 10:22:06 / Rating: 377.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "dog"
Dusty
I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.
2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 71.25 /
Anti-Pet
As I skidded on a trail of pee on the hardwood floor, I realized I couldn't be with the one I love because I hate his dog.
2008-06-03 15:35:44 / Rating: 82 /
Sigh...
Yesterday he pooped cotton and today he threw up eye balls.
2008-06-02 13:18:54 / Rating: 156.75 /
Unemployed
I was so nervous my dog would eat my resume that I printed out five of them and hid them in various places around the house, only to come home to my dress shoes in pieces sprawled across the floor.
2008-03-19 10:06:06 / Rating: 176.5 /
Aeryn Lee
I told my boss that when my dog died I would need a week of for a death in the family.
2008-03-05 12:35:33 / Rating: 123 /
The Guru
I nearly fell off my bike laughing after seeing the standard poodle sniffing around on the housetop without a care in the world, particularly to that of gravity.
2008-01-31 12:06:27 / Rating: 126 /
Lucy
I am so glad I got that chance to just hold him and talk to him and breathe in his little doggie smell.
2007-12-27 12:23:41 / Rating: 144 /
floss
My dog just bit my mean neighbor, but while I apologized profusely to him I was secretly deciding on what kind of treat to give her when we got back home.
2007-11-07 13:13:30 / Rating: 197.75 /
flossie
As I chased my dog down the street, I cursed the idiot who opened the gate to leave the yard and failed to latch it back.
2007-10-23 11:50:53 / Rating: 106 /
Rob
It's sad that my mother's cancer-filled dog seemed more frisky and alert on the day before he was put to sleep than he had been in years.
2007-09-11 12:56:24 / Rating: 191.5 /
Jamfir
Later, I would realize that I cried harder when my dog died than I did at Mom's funeral.
2007-07-23 13:30:06 / Rating: 217.25 /
sadgirl
I told him he wasn't allowed to die until I was ready to say goodbye, but he didn't listen.
2007-07-17 13:07:40 / Rating: 312 /
Nic Darling
My dog has eaten a bag of Hershey Kisses, an entire Vonnegut novel and a tube of super glue without ill effect, but a bowl of the wrong brand of dog food required a roll of paper towels and a bottle of disinfectant to remedy.
2007-07-11 12:58:57 / Rating: 223 /
Tori
One of the worst feelings comes along with seeing your dog dying in the middle of the road after you accidently ran over her.
2007-06-26 16:55:05 / Rating: 230 /
Jenny
As my dog of 15 years lay lifeless in my arms, I was screaming her name so loud that I swear she could hear me in death, because she woke up and wagged her tail.
2007-06-15 17:35:56 / Rating: 287.5 /
Lily
On Sunday morning when I woke up I didn't have a dog, but by Sunday afternoon I was chasing ducks in the park with Zeus.
2006-12-11 20:23:54 / Rating: 186.25 /
Erik
I can run about as fast as my dog when I'm barefoot and his leash is attached to a fifteen-pound plastic chair.
2006-09-08 11:03:55 / Rating: 587 /
ben777neb
My collie/red-setters front metal legs were a result of 60ft of air, rocks, a sponsored walk and £3000.
2006-09-07 20:14:40 / Rating: 206 /