I am nearly 21 and the entirety of my relationship experiences involve being asked out by a mentally challenged kid, a guy who after one date, called six times a day for a week and a half, a 50 year old illegal alien, and the son of the 50 year old illegal alien.
2009-04-19 21:33:06 / Rating: 332 / 
After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts.
2009-02-17 13:44:12 / Rating: 251.25 /
Ten years ago, I laughingly swore that I would never date anyone with the same name as me, and ten days ago, I happily broke this vow.
2009-01-21 15:02:30 / Rating: 201.25 /
I gave the high school freshman my phone number so he could brag to his friends and because it reaffirmed that I want to be a journalist when I grow up
2008-12-12 09:18:39 / Rating: 162.5 /
I wasn't sure if him calling the local radio to talk to their psychic about me after 3 dates was cute or creepy.
2008-12-04 13:15:12 / Rating: 202.5 /
The girl I've been dating for 5 weeks just told me that she's 9 weeks pregnant.
2008-11-13 22:13:51 / Rating: 327.5 /
I only remember he's colorblind when I see a cardinal and remember our first date.
2008-10-14 10:02:37 / Rating: 167.5 /
He sang to me as we danced in the fountain and later he caressed my cheek, stroked my neck, touched my adam's apple, and asked me if I was a man.
2008-07-21 16:12:16 / Rating: 403.25 /
I began to wonder what kind of vibe I was putting off when a guy gave me his number on a $20 bill, a married couple propositioned me, and I was set up with a porn star all in one week.
2008-07-09 17:38:21 / Rating: 381.5 /
I thought he was going to ask me for a dollar, so when he asked me to be his girlfriend I blurted, "No, can't you get it from somebody else?"
2008-07-01 15:13:13 / Rating: 656.5 /
The ticket stub to the movie we had not attended kept me from going to jail that night.
2008-05-23 11:17:22 / Rating: 357 /
It was a little weird to find out after we reunited that his ex-wife resembled me, but it was weirder to find out that my ex-husband and her are now dating.
2008-04-01 12:10:28 / Rating: 259.25 /
When my middle-aged friend's elderly ob-gyn boyfriend told her she had "the vagina of a 25-year-old," I couldn't decide if it was a compliment or if he was treating her like one of his patients.
2008-04-01 12:03:26 / Rating: 263.75 /
If I'd known it was possible to be a lesbian, I never would have dated him.
2008-03-06 11:45:24 / Rating: 284.75 /
After several hours of pondering and countless rough drafts, I waited until my young son was abed, plunked down my credit card to join the online dating site, and sent a painstakingly crafted email to that guy with the amazing profile.
2008-02-12 12:35:13 / Rating: 270 /
Nobody will ever believe that I lost my virginity to a rapist, because at the time I tried to deal with it by dating him for a month and pretending that it had all been my idea.
2008-01-25 13:19:48 / Rating: 473.5 /
My online dating service matched me with my cousin.
2007-12-31 11:50:31 / Rating: 2118.5 /
I fell in love with her on a chat-site, but when she finally showed me her picture, I am ashamed to say, I dumped her immediately.
2007-10-30 14:19:11 / Rating: 307.5 /
I'd never been as bored as I was on our first date, but I'm taking her out again tomorrow night so that I don't need to be alone.
2007-09-11 12:56:02 / Rating: 269 /
I never spoke to him again because he was dating eight other women.
2007-09-10 12:08:47 / Rating: 279.5 /
And then he told me he would have dated me if he had known I was just as easy as the girl he is currently dating.
2007-08-28 23:07:39 / Rating: 243.5 /
We were getting along really well until I leaned over and vomited on his feet.
2007-08-14 16:58:30 / Rating: 355.5 /
My mother thinks we're dating because she found the hickies he gave me on my neck.
2007-07-24 16:42:31 / Rating: 316.25 /
Forty years ago at the bus stop, he said, "I don't know what else to do with you, so I guess I'd better marry you."
2007-06-21 10:00:12 / Rating: 403 /
He was too stupid to think of a proper insult, but then again, he did spray cologne in his own face.
2006-10-30 15:02:46 / Rating: 303 /
I discovered The Dealbreaker: a can of Skoal and a wad in his mouth were enough to make me walk in the opposite direction.
2006-10-11 14:18:34 / Rating: 312.25 /
Nearing the end of the last meal we ever ate together, a wave of nausea rushed me to the dingy bathroom, leaving her sitting awkwardly in front of an empty plate.
2006-10-01 23:25:44 / Rating: 277.5 /
My date was eager to know why I had specifically written to her out of all the other girls online - I cast my mind back to a few nights before, loaded on red wine and Xanax, and lied.
2006-09-04 17:22:49 / Rating: 365.25 /
