NoRegrets
I yelled at my mother the night her mom died, because she wouldn't quit asking me if I wanted to see the body.
2011-08-22 20:14:36 / Rating: 258.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "confusion"
Grimm
I was about to burst into tears when my friend pointed out that the D on my results paper stood for "Distinction".
2010-11-01 14:29:40 / Rating: 272 /
Complex Motor Tics and Echopraxia
The next time someone asks what I'm doing, I'm gonna just refer them to the Wikipedia page rather than try to explain echopraxia and watch them walk away even more confused.
2009-11-02 14:36:07 / Rating: 249.5 /
history geek
After being assigned Denver for our American cities project, she looked at me in confusion and earnestly said, "Isn't Denmark an animal?"
2009-09-02 08:38:26 / Rating: 289.75 /
daughter of the rev
A stunned look came across my peers' faces as the teacher pointed at me, saying that my dad was going to marry her daughter, so I instantaneously snapped, "Not in that way!"
2009-04-08 16:13:58 / Rating: 396.25 /
Rai
He wrote, "See you next year when you're a boy and I'm a girl."
2009-01-15 12:37:28 / Rating: 555.25 /
felinefevah
I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.
2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 893 /
ViVi
"Hey," he slurred, barely coherent, as he bent over the sink in the womens' bathroom, "help me wash this sea otter."
2008-06-18 09:44:48 / Rating: 687.5 /
Definition
I don't know if it qualified as rape, but I know it was wrong.
2008-02-25 21:21:58 / Rating: 710.75 /
Steph
Up until two days ago, I thought Ernest Hemingway was a large, black man.
2008-02-20 12:52:47 / Rating: 431.75 /
Weekends?
This is the second time I have confused Sunday with Saturday.
2008-02-04 11:39:48 / Rating: 356 /
lucky
I heard him say "good luck" as I walked out of the theater, but I didn't understand until I survived the car crash a week later.
2007-12-17 11:03:24 / Rating: 606.5 /
Confused
He told me that "I mean the world to him," after he admitted that recently his world had one too many planets.
2007-10-18 14:03:07 / Rating: 480 /
IE
Had I gone back to sleep when I saw his number, he'd be dead, but I still feel like a bad friend.
2007-09-18 13:13:54 / Rating: 679 /
Bryan
I traveled around the world for a year and only felt lost once I arrived "home."
2007-09-18 13:11:12 / Rating: 568.5 /
Samantha
We've been chatting for more than 3 years now, yet in the back of my mind I always think of the posibility that he could be an internet pedophile.
2007-04-05 16:52:11 / Rating: 533.25 /
Girl in English class
I finally admitted to myself that I liked him, but now I am scared that it will never work out.
2007-02-12 12:32:03 / Rating: 467.5 /