felinefevah
I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.
2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 291.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "confusion"
ViVi
"Hey," he slurred, barely coherent, as he bent over the sink in the womens' bathroom, "help me wash this sea otter."
2008-06-18 09:44:48 / Rating: 255 /
Definition
I don't know if it qualified as rape, but I know it was wrong.
2008-02-25 21:21:58 / Rating: 184.5 /
Steph
Up until two days ago, I thought Ernest Hemingway was a large, black man.
2008-02-20 12:52:47 / Rating: 128.75 /
Weekends?
This is the second time I have confused Sunday with Saturday.
2008-02-04 11:39:48 / Rating: 82.5 /
lucky
I heard him say "good luck" as I walked out of the theater, but I didn't understand until I survived the car crash a week later.
2007-12-17 11:03:24 / Rating: 118 /
Confused
He told me that "I mean the world to him," after he admitted that recently his world had one too many planets.
2007-10-18 14:03:07 / Rating: 158.75 /
IE
Had I gone back to sleep when I saw his number, he'd be dead, but I still feel like a bad friend.
2007-09-18 13:13:54 / Rating: 185 /
Bryan
I traveled around the world for a year and only felt lost once I arrived "home."
2007-09-18 13:11:12 / Rating: 235.75 /
Samantha
We've been chatting for more than 3 years now, yet in the back of my mind I always think of the posibility that he could be an internet pedophile.
2007-04-05 16:52:11 / Rating: 135.5 /
Girl in English class
I finally admitted to myself that I liked him, but now I am scared that it will never work out.
2007-02-12 12:32:03 / Rating: 124.75 /